Ear’s Faulty Analogies

Anchorage Daily News Julia O'Mally gets hugs from Shelia Toomey

I am dumbfounded to how I got the attention of Anchorage’s LGBT community with the recent personal attack on my candidate statement for Assembly when I never mentioned anything of the sort. I always stay away from mixing sex with politics, yet there are those who want to politicize those things.

I want to thank Shelia Toomey’s for her chitchat column on me in this Sundays (March 14) Alaska’s Ear. With the incapability to write balanced, in-depth, and well-researched articles, the only alternative Ear gossipers have left is resorting to assaulting gossip. At any rate, I did notice a touch of "Attention Deficit" coming from her short-story telling. Her inductive analogy by reciting my very first sentence in my comprehensive statement only leads me to believe that Ms, Toomey has a special place for me in her heart, whether it’s elitist rant, or having a need to generate sales.

However, after giving some thought to her inability to come to other conclusions, I am forgiving her and her liberal diatribe which only validates my presumption of our local gossiper. Nevertheless I was so delighted that my candidate statement invoked a response from the proletarian part of our local paper.

I will try to stay above the fray and refrain in making anymore comments such as these, and be a good representative for my community. Can Ms. Toomey do the same?